Self Storage Units

5
Feb

Posted by admin

Since the television writers are still on strike and a gap toothed late evening talk show host, infamous for his top 10 lists, could use some help with material, he is welcome to use this list of top 10 reasons why a self storage unit rental would make a great Valentines Day gift.

10. A storage unit is a better gift than a new set of snow tires. If you do not think so then go ahead and try to give your lover a pair of snow tires. Not only will you find yourself back on an online dating service, you will have to rent a storage unit anyway to hide those snow tires. Or just make them into four tire swings in your back yard.

9. At least you will have a place to stay the night if you are thrown out of the house because she did not like the self storage unit gift. Always have a backup plan in case something goes wrong. If you are kicked out of the house because someone was blinded by the humor in your gift, you can sleep on the furniture storage in the self storage unit. However, it is not allowed so do not get caught.

8. It says you are ready for a serious commitment, a commitment to cleanliness. It may not show that you want to take the relationship to the next level, but it will be like your first place together. It shows you want to store your love with her love, love being your personal storage.

7. It nicely tells your Valentine that you need some space. Take it anyway you want it, either way will work. Though a self storage unit is a good place to get away from it all, it is designed to create more storage space for you and your spouse.

6. You can tell her that the key to the pad lock is the key to your Heartâ€¦album collection, that is. Okay, so what. Everyone has some embarrassing hidden secret about themselves. She will be touched that you had shared it with her.

5. It shows that you had put some effort into selecting this gift. Not only effort, it took guts. If you do not take risks, you risk more. Any guy can go to the local gas station and buy a dozen of cheap roses and no one could tell the difference where they came from. There is no thought going into that gift. Besides, you probably tried and hundreds of other thoughtless men beat you too it. But a self storage unit shows that you must have put some thought into this gift. You had to. If you did not, then you must be just nuts.

4. You wanted to top last years Beef Jerky bouquet gift.
Last years plan with the Beef Jerky worked perfectly, although it might have earned you a slap in the face. So this year a self storage unit looks wonderful. She will love you forever and she will not know why. Well, maybe that is overstating it a bit. But at least you showed improvement.

3. A self storage unit shows that you pay attention to her needs. Self storage shows off your sensitive side. You noticed her storage problems and you came through with a jewel of an idea. It may not be a pearl necklace or diamond ring, but it is much bigger. It shows you care about her feelings and not just her body.

2. It nicely tells her that you do not have enough room in your life for drama. Is your house or apartment teeming with DVD movies and books? Well tell her this is not your local video rental store, but nicely. Put those movies you will never watch again into a self storage unit. Now you will have room for her doll collection.

1. At least it is not cliché like lingerie.Have you heard of anyone giving a self storage unit as a Valentines Gift? Enough said.

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